Catchin Leans

Dancing inappropriately, when a female is shaking her booty all up on you while your leaned back and your boy is holding you up so you can catch the lean

We were at the 8th grade dance catchin leans like a boss

by Jump man Jordy January 12, 2019

catchin wreck

to have sexual relations with someone without being seriously commited

hey jo whats up with your girl?

that wasnt my girl i was just catchin wreck

by joepellegreeno August 3, 2019

catchin hella birds

in the position where you are getting the hella birds. opp. of throwing hella birds.

Bob: "damn man, everyone found out I aced my test. Now I'm catchin hella birds.

by bird enthusiast March 13, 2023

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)

Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010

Don't go catchin herpes

What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.

Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.

I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.

by SsTtUu00 June 20, 2011

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014