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cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
by frankscoff June 2, 2010
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Catbird Seat

George Bush is in the catbird seat for now, but John Kerry is expected to give him a run for his money.
by Ansky1213 May 7, 2004
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Catbag

Something that is unbelievably bad but in a surprising way. Portmanteau of the cat’s out of the bag.
Dan, what do you think of those flats over there?

They’re catbag.
by Pin Thownton July 3, 2020
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Cataract Removal

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.
by theinstigator June 4, 2016
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Catarina

Super funny, smart, cute, pretty, kind, loving, awesome, and super nice to her true best friends. You would be lucky to get to talk to her! She’s better than you! She’s so much better than Gabrielle! Don’t be a Gabrielle! Catarina's are so much better! You can call Catarina cat, kitcat, and kitty cat! Don’t take advantage of a Catarina! She will get revenge and her friends will too!
Gabrielle: Catarina is the best person you will ever see! She’s so much better than me!
by CatarinaisbetterthanGabby December 29, 2019
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cattaraugus little valley high school

the place where the fake country kids blast their music well walking down the hallway the 7th graders are nicotine addicts and word gets around faster then you can blink
cattaraugus little valley high school

did you hear about the freshman who blacked out in the bathroom from eating an edible

who was that kid that hid weed in his shoe?
by gossip girl210 August 9, 2021
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catbreading

An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.
A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"

B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."

"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
by Bangongshi March 24, 2012
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