cataract

1. noun- an eye disorder; a clouding of the lens which affects vision.

2. noun- an Asian luxury car.

1. "My vision improved after cataract surgery."

2. "After I mow the rawn, I am going to drive my Cataract Escarade."

by Willy Bobo December 31, 2003

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Cambodian Cataracts

Sexual slang. To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her........ "Cambodian Cataracts."

You haven't lived until you've given Cambodian Cataracts to a MILF you met on Craigs List.

by The Lurker TC July 2, 2009

catracho

A slang name for people from Honduras.

Anthony is a catracho feo

by Yeah Boyyyy1111 October 13, 2011

cataract

The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weed or weed of high quality.

We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.

Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.

by Eric "Escalade" April 3, 2006

Cataractoids

A cause of stupidity displayed by a person who’s head is deeply inserted into their behind, posterior, anal aperture.

Your error in thinking is caused by a medical condition called cataractoids.

by Ofashea May 21, 2020

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009