carsonify

when u put callmecarsons face on random shit

"i carsonifyed an image of my brothers toes"

by teko.jpeg November 24, 2020

CARSONFOLES1

CARSONFOLES1 is the greatest player in Football Fusion history

CARSONFOLES1 IS SEXY

by CARSONFOLES1 June 23, 2021

carsonpookiepoo

Carsonpookiepoo is the best, funniest, coolest mutuals I could ever have. I love them

Fan- who is that?

Jamespottersgrave- who is that? That is carsonpookiepoo of course.

Fan- wow they are so cool

by Jamespottersgrave biggest fan! August 26, 2021

Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

Carsonogenic

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.

In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

carsonified

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026