carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm

Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}

by Sally Vally May 27, 2011

carriedee

an absolutely cool person she is very awesome and amazing i really think she is a cool person she will be a great friend and she is great at comforting

"who's that wonderful person over there?"
"oh that's carriedee!"

by br3akfast b0x January 6, 2022

mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

carnie slut

a person who takes unnatural pleasure in satisfying the needs of carnival workers.

she left with the ferris wheel operator. what a carnie slut.

by sheisty mc sheisterson April 9, 2008

Carried- out

Can be defined as a period of time when one is unable to leave a party due to severe intoxication and therefore needs the assistance of others in the aid of helping the person. A majority of the time the drunk individual will be carried horizontally by two people however, one being put on someones shoulder can be classified as well.

"Dude how was the party last night"

I dont remember man I took 19 shots of Travelers Club to the face and had to be "carried- out" of the party because I was not physically able to walk.

by Scott Mcdamir July 29, 2011

Suicidal Carnie

A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"

Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?

Man 2-Yes,what was it called?

Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.

by ANG243 August 1, 2008

Carnie hands

A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it

Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.

What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup

by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010