Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.

Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."

by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011

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Noun) An individual with a number of concurrent sex partners that is well above the established cultural norm. These individuals have coitus for the purpose of sexual pleasure, approval, or to fullfill an emotional void. These individuals may or may not have sexually transmitted infections however this term is still applies to whores with safe sex practices.

Guy: yo she mad dope think I can hit that
Other guy: yea that's a sweet Carmelo she'll let you fuck

by 0041696900 February 17, 2014

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The most overrated player in the NBA, taking a fade-away on every shot including a free throw shot.

Shooting an air ball.

Brendan "Look at Cappe take that shot"

Ross "Watch, he's going to Carmelo Anthony it."

by BeastFromTheEast December 9, 2008

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Carmelo El Virao

Cock. Bent wang. When erected, the curve the penis has. Resembles that of a banana.

"Mira mi carmelo el virao. Parece un guineo."

"Chúpame el carmelo."

by megasdkirby June 11, 2006

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the sweetest, kindest, funniest, chilliest, pre-boyfriend ever. he always knows how to make me smile and always makes my day. he is the most mature boy in the grade and he doesn't make rude or inappropriate jokes. ilhsm. 🩷

Martina: he's not a very good boyfriend
Me: HE IS I PROMISEEE

carmelo means everything to me

by sophiagrey November 4, 2025

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