Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

Hot Carlson by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

Carlson's Scrolls 

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".

Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."

Carlson's Scrolls by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011

Carlson Incident 

When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.

Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.

Carlson Incident by Gator Dick December 8, 2012

caty carlson 

the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.

nobody can get like caty carlson

caty carlson by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009

Tucker Carlson 

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

Tucker Carlson by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Tucker Carlson 

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Tucker Carlson by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

Tucker Carlson 

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

Tucker Carlson by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018