Your local drug dealer. He’s got everything you need. Opioids, stimulants, phenethylamines, tryptamines, the lot of them. Specialises in cocaine in particular. If you want a discount, you need to do one of two things.
A) Make him laugh, the easier version.
B) Throw sweet corn in his face and dance around him like an indigenous tribe man from Mexico. It reminds him of his upbringing.
DO NOT USE SANDALS.
That reminds him of the dreaded CHANKLA.
A) Make him laugh, the easier version.
B) Throw sweet corn in his face and dance around him like an indigenous tribe man from Mexico. It reminds him of his upbringing.
DO NOT USE SANDALS.
That reminds him of the dreaded CHANKLA.
by TheCornDealer September 9, 2019
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by Ivet December 14, 2010
Get the Carlomug. by **!** July 21, 2017
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by ThatGirlWithPinkGalsses September 12, 2016
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You need a Carlos and his sense of humour on dark days (and why not, on bright ones too).
You need a Carlos and his sense of humour on dark days (and why not, on bright ones too).
by CateBlanchettS December 9, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. by not_carlos15 August 25, 2019
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