Carpedonktum

The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.

Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?

by Louie Arden September 21, 2020

camedon

A man who loves penis. Really prefers the mexican slong. Goes out on gay dates and takes it up the butt.

Camedon is meeting his mexican lover for a boys night on the town.

by no fucks givin December 19, 2016

Cardonnay

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.

Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.

by dippitybix May 2, 2005

Cardona

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.

Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7

by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018

Careson

Careson is a word used sarcastically when you don’t actually care about something. Cares is another form of using it depending on how you feel.

Pronounced (Care)•(Son)

Mom - “Dave, you owe me $450 for that ps4!”

Dave - “Careson”

by millzane March 26, 2022

Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009

caledonia

a shitty town were the water has steroids in thats why they all ways beat avon in football

"hey when do you we play caledonia"
"idk they're just gunna beat us anyways"

by Byron Howe September 7, 2007