Carbage

When a meal is full of bad carbs

"Hey Katie do you want some of my meat feast pizza?"

"Ew no it looks like such carbage"

by Hmain March 29, 2017

carbage

The mess that's left when you're finally done working on your car. Consists of the old parts, the packages the new parts came in, greasy rags, and whatever toxic waste you drained out. Often accompained by beer cans and cigarette butts.

We got the car running but the old lady got mad when we went to the bar without cleaning up the carbage.

by Crowley4 December 6, 2009

CarDragon

Dragons having sex with a car ig?

Guy 1: Dude did you see CarDragon?
Guy 2: Omfg yeah I nutted to that shit!

by KYLEEEEELE March 30, 2022

Carbage

All the junk that collects on the floor of your car over time.

The carbage in my car includes gum wrappers, empty water bottles, Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone wrappers.

by margescan July 29, 2012

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

Carbage

All the trash that accumulates in your automobile, from fast food restaurants, gas stations and shopping trips.

Time to throw out the Carbage from our last holiday.

by hurdish February 27, 2013

cardbaord crack

magic the gathering. the nickname was created by the same person who said more C.O.K. than your mom can handle. C.O.K. stands for Champions of Kamigawa

magic the gathering rules

by druggie January 18, 2005