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Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon
I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon
by danielsan74 May 17, 2011
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Cardon

Being sexually aroused by a car.
Seeing that Aston Martin on the road gave me a raging Cardon.
by DjCyric October 16, 2014
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Cardonna

he is an A if u are a clown
Hey, bro, dont be a clown or Cardonna is gonna be an A bro.
by SuckMe May 20, 2004
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Cardon

An unexpected erection or heightened sexual tension aroused via travelling in a car.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.

A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.

A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
The car park was busy, but there was a large space outside the restaurants main entrance. Everyone I knew was braving the cold winter breeze just to welcome us to my mother’s 50th birthday party. She was so surprised to see so many people and climbed out the car with such gusto. The rest of my family, including our dog Lucy rushed to the excited crowd. Moments later they were all looking over to the car, wondering if i was about to surprise my mother with another birthday prank, perhaps?
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"

"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"

"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.

Example 2

Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.

"Have you got my new tv?"

"Yes."

"Well may I have it?"

"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."
by lomosapien December 26, 2011
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Cardon

Cardon : alternate definition: When a car's exhaust note is so hot, so sweet, when you hear it you get an erection, a cardon.
His Coyote Mustang rumbles so sweet. Dude, I get a cardon every time I hear it.
by Ellis D. Mann August 2, 2021
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Cardon

(Cah-ar-dun)
A name of someone who is very hansom and smart. They don't give a crap about what people think and will just ignore it most of the time. They are also very creative and athletic.
Cardon is looking very hansom today
by thsiismyucernameee September 15, 2022
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Cardonuialistism

Cardonuialistism (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-ism) or cardonuialistic (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-tick) is the realisation that everything and everyone is going to die and everything is out of control and you mind is going through 50 parallel universes trying to find why this is happening.
John: I think Dave cracked last night, he went through cardonuialistism.
Tommy: I knew something was happening!
by anonymous December 21, 2022
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