captain hook
captain hook by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
Captain Hook
A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
Captain Hook by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009
captain hook
the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"
captain hook by andrew June 29, 2003
Captain Hook
A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes
Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy
Captain Hook by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019
captain hook
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
captain hook by sup3r510th February 23, 2005
Captain Hook
When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
Captain Hook by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009
Captain Hook
Captain Hook by Zack McClure January 29, 2009