blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

britney spear's career

nonexistent

what is britney spear's career?

by Thorn11 October 12, 2018

Careen

Hot,Such a great figure, friends with everyone, makes everyone smile without even trying.

“OMG. Is it just me who smiles every time I see Careen?”
“Yeah. I turn round and just smile because she is there.

by Greatlover April 5, 2019