Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 9, 2005

Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009