Canonese

The language photographers who own Canon cameras and gear use in forums and in everyday life that can be abbreviations or idioms that other photographers will not understand. For example: The 5D DoF with the UW lenses is much more pronounced than the 40D because of the crop factor.

If you don't speak Canonese, you probably don't know anything about Canon photography.

by SuzyView February 18, 2008

cantonseese

A degenerate that is from the Cantonese region of China. Catonseese people are usually viewed as inferior to Mandarin people because there are usually less of them.

they are inferior though.

omg aurelia should get tf out of here because she's cantonseese

by purple guy 123 March 31, 2019

canyoneer

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

by artista8 June 15, 2017

Cuntanese

people from Cunt country (or cuntan. its fictional place). A person who is being a complete and utter cunt towards everyone all the time, and calling that person a cunt is no longer applicable due to the amount of really cunt like actions a given person performs on a constant basis.

man, that chick is a real cuntanese bitch!

by alex mercer August 9, 2010

Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.

Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!

by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011

Carbonese

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Cartinese

The Official Language™ of rapper Playboi Carti.

Cartinese: "41gHt 1 n33D4 g0 r3sTarT my PC !*+_ 💋 🧛
Which translates to: Alright, I need to go restart my PC.

Cartinese: "1 L0v3 y0u !*+_ 💋 🧛"
Which translates to: I love you!

by Telinho December 8, 2021