Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.

girl 1: “Ugh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: “please stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: “good luck!”

by meme meme emerged September 28, 2017

Canon

Ejaculating to someones face from great distance (atleast 1,5meters)

I just did canon to our homeroom teacher.

by PredatorLoli May 24, 2018

Canon

Pickpocket

The canon worked on a subway because it was crowded.

by BergencountyBill June 17, 2019

Canon

Some dude with a monster cock

Damn that canon dude has a monster cock

by Jsiiqis September 28, 2017

Canon

To be so stupid that everyone unanimously disagree with u in every situation

“Bro we should get Arby’s”
“Dude shut up and stop being such a Canon”

by Mister word man July 2, 2021

canonical

Something an obsessed Dr Who fan can pretend is an episode of a television programmes which stopped being made years ago.

Of course "Worzel Gummidge" is canonical.

by kd June 3, 2004

Canonically

A word to describe how two people are shipped.

Korra and Asami are canonically bisexual

by canonically October 31, 2017