Cat: 'Okay, I have a problem with the word "Dog". I don't use the D-Word per se 'cause I think it's really wrong. Yeah. But I'll happily hold your Canine-American, yeah. More comfortable with that, really, yeah."
by Dilly Mackey February 25, 2019
Get the Canine-American mug.The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.
When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.
The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.
When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.
Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.
The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.
When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.
Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!
Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.
Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.
Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.
Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!
Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.
Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.
Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.
Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!
Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013
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Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Canine-conscience mug.noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.
The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.
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Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
by Mikeytee September 8, 2011
Get the Canine Shocker mug.A term used in a boarding school at night after on beds and lights out. If in any case, your dorm is being loud, disruptive or naughty and you hear a teacher coming down the hallway, or you get some form of a vibe that one is coming, you shout this word to alert your dorm that the teacher is coming. It must be said loud enough so that your dorm can hear but quiet enough that the teacher can't hear.
Person 1: Guys do you want to go and dorm raid Big Dorm?
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation
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