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Candy Ass

Candy Ass is a person who is a wimp or acts like a pussy. People who cant take jokes or people who are afraid of something stupid are Candy Asses.
" Are you afraid of the dark ?"
-"yah"
"Your such a Candy Ass"
by TPdaredevil August 3, 2009
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Candy Ass

A little pussy that will never get dirty and let his ass get kicked all to hell before he will fight back.
It's just a flesh wound, so quit crying you little candy ass.
by common sense September 29, 2003
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Candy Ass

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.
If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!
by Tujiro October 16, 2013
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Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.
That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
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Candy-Ass

A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.
Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback
by BM T-ray September 1, 2019
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Candy Ass

She's a real candy ass
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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Candy Ass

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.
I can't believe Brian likes to get his ass kicked in public like that, he's such a 'Candy Ass'. Those better not be Dawns panties he's wearing!!
by cRAZY kooT September 3, 2002
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