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Candad

Candad, the old name of the Federative Republic of Brazil, has been changed after most people thought it was so similar to Canada. Although the name Candad is still being used by most intellectuals, BaldBoyHalo doesn’t believe it is real. Skeppy City is the largest city in area, and the capital of Candad. Darryl City is the most populous city of the country, and is named after YouTuber BadBoyHalo. Around 30 million people live in Darryl, which is 14% of the population.
The national food of the country is muffin, however most of the population loves McDonald’s cheesy fries more. People usually eat McDonald’s cheesy fries and baguettes together.
The search engine DuckDuckGo is hosted in Candad.
Recently, YouTubers a6d and Skeppy considered moving to Candad.
“I will move to Candad. I heard some famous YouTubers are moving there.”
“Do you mean Canada?”
“No, you idot! Candad, not Canada.”
by lacrymae June 27, 2019
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n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
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Candad

Candad is a Country located in South America. It is the official name of Brazil. It grew popularity in June 2019 when Youtubers, Skeppy, Badboyhalo and a6d influenced this. Some national foods are muffins, McDonald's cheesy fries and baguettes. The National Flag is the "Japanese Symbol for Beginner" Emoji. The most popular hairstyle in Candad is Bald. The most favourite number is 14.
It is rumored that Skeppy is originally from Chicago, Illinois
Candad has existed for 14 years.
One of the citizens, Badboyhalo is a racist muffin.
"Oh my goodness. Badboyhalo lives in Candad and is bald!"
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Candad

The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.
"Man, I want to go to Candad!"
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whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for
Myra:Whos candice?
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Candad

Candad is a country located in 14 Middle East America. This country is a UN member but the UN says it says it's not.
It is also located in the region of Brazil and exclave of Costa Rica. Candad largest city is Skeppy. It has the largest area and is populated with 720k people. The president of the country is called Zak. That largest city is also the capital. The landmark is the statue of 14.
Hey guys, I went to Candad for vacation!
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Candad

Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad
I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries
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