Condesceptic

adj – having the personality of a person who is both “clean cut” and condescending, for instance, prosecutors and televangelists.

"Sean Hannity delivered the report with a smug, condesceptic smirk upon his face; I wanted to punch it."

by windar July 13, 2009

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

condescending prick

Me: reference to me = David Davis. Sales person whom belittles those he does not respect

David Davis was a condescending prick to today!

by Prick July 14, 2003

Condescention

When a person who once was classified as good descends into a world of being an asshole.

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: They hit full condescention.
Person 2: Oh god... they're one of them now, huh?

by spinvius March 28, 2020

candesce

A literal retard no cap

You pulled a real candesce move right there you retard

by HornPubXx October 6, 2019

Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

condescending prick

See Dolphin-X and other people who use the internet as a means of inflating their egos by defamating those of more quaint statures. Common targets are Christians and Adults who continue to live with their parents.

That condescending prick, he thinks because I believe in god that I must drink from toilets and defecate everywhere.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003