Canteloupe Clit 

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.

Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!

Canteloupe Clit by nooneonthissitecouldpossiblyhavethisname October 30, 2007

The Cantaloupe Challenge 

The Cantaloupe Challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. The man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the sexyness of the blowjob. The girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. Then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his dick, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. The challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been fucking a Cantaloupe instead of getting head.

I totally got my boyfriend last night! I tried The Cantaloupe Challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! He nearly came!

The Cantaloupe Challenge by Hooker Trooper 6974 August 17, 2016

cantaloupes 

Your testicles, man.

Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.

cantaloupes by Beninski May 20, 2009

cantaloupe juice 

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.

You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.

cantaloupe juice by Kroniso May 15, 2016

cuntaloupe 

A person that is a cunt and a fruit at the same time.

Adjective

Alex stfu you cuntaloupe.

cuntaloupe by Tamefaility February 28, 2017

cantaloupe 

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by guitar tab May 4, 2011

Cantaloupe Shoppin' 

The term for any character in comics or other media in which the female breasts are exaggerated in size and/or extremely prominent.

When viewing Powergirl comic books, one might say, "Wow, she just went cantaloupe shoppin'."

Cantaloupe Shoppin' by Squiffy10 December 17, 2010