A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.
Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."
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No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
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No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
Tries.
Outsider: I'm going to shop in Campbelltown Thursday night.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.
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