home of marylands most thumpin high school mixers where the girl to guy ratio is always 50 - 1.5, the school that all the cool guys attend. all girls love guys from calvert hall and just going there can be enough to get you laid. unless your in the band. much cooler than loyola
girl: "where do you go to school?"
guy#1: "loyola"
girl: "fag" *turns and walks away*
girl: "where do YOU go to school?"
guy#2: "calvert hall"
girl: "oh baby" *takes off pants*
guy#1: "loyola"
girl: "fag" *turns and walks away*
girl: "where do YOU go to school?"
guy#2: "calvert hall"
girl: "oh baby" *takes off pants*
by pimptacular pimp man April 23, 2005
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Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Oh, did you hear about Calvary?
Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.
Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.
Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
by guesswho316 November 9, 2012
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calvert hall--- school in towson maryland--- where all pimps in maryland go----- all the ladies come from loong and far too get some calvert hall college cock... or as we call it "chcc".. population = 2/5 stoners 2/5 lax players and 1/5 other people...?? and .069% band kids with gay red jackets.....
by mckinney tha pimp April 19, 2005
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South of Anne Arundel County.
Most likely where they coined the phrase "It's a small world"
You can't go ANYWHERE without seeing somebody you know, and not because it doesn't have a lot of people, there just aren't many places to go.
(You can even go to Busch Gardens Williamsburg and see people.)
A place where there are only 3 degrees of seperation between people.
And where it is common to be related to someone on both sides of your family.
Usually referred to as "Culvert Coutayy"
South of Anne Arundel County.
Most likely where they coined the phrase "It's a small world"
You can't go ANYWHERE without seeing somebody you know, and not because it doesn't have a lot of people, there just aren't many places to go.
(You can even go to Busch Gardens Williamsburg and see people.)
A place where there are only 3 degrees of seperation between people.
And where it is common to be related to someone on both sides of your family.
Usually referred to as "Culvert Coutayy"
Guy one: Yo That dude from Calvert County is cool like pie!
Guy from Calvert County: Dude, It's Culvert county. and y'all should use cool like pie.
Another guy from calvert county: Yo! Mike! Hey!
Guy from Calvert County: Dude, It's Culvert county. and y'all should use cool like pie.
Another guy from calvert county: Yo! Mike! Hey!
by ram a lama ding dong September 9, 2007
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go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
by I_am_cooler_than_you October 30, 2007
Get the crank dat calvary boy mug.The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
by Maggie t July 28, 2018
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The schools mascot is the cavalier.
Known for being not as ghetto as Pax but not as rich as H-town. Also known for being incredibly mediocre at every sport. The school is filled with members of the LGBTQ community. But also has its fair share of jocks, rednecks, and weirdos.
The schools mascot is the cavalier.
Known for being not as ghetto as Pax but not as rich as H-town. Also known for being incredibly mediocre at every sport. The school is filled with members of the LGBTQ community. But also has its fair share of jocks, rednecks, and weirdos.
Tom:Aye bruh what school you go too?
James:I go to Calvert high school bro
Tom:Damn i feel bad for you
James:I go to Calvert high school bro
Tom:Damn i feel bad for you
by KY26 October 12, 2021
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