Is the fear of being anywhere south of Red Deer or north of the United States border into Alberta.
Symptoms often include IQ's dropping 100 points, necks spontaneously enflaming and turning red, an enormous spike in arrogance, and the craving to put on a cowboy hat and hump his/ her sibling.
The only cure to this phobia is to keep heading north to Edmonton where the people are classy, the sports teams are better and more passionate, the shopping centres are superior, and the river valley is beautiful.
Symptoms often include IQ's dropping 100 points, necks spontaneously enflaming and turning red, an enormous spike in arrogance, and the craving to put on a cowboy hat and hump his/ her sibling.
The only cure to this phobia is to keep heading north to Edmonton where the people are classy, the sports teams are better and more passionate, the shopping centres are superior, and the river valley is beautiful.
Some related phobias and diseases to Calgarophobia are: Calgarianitis, Hickitis, Redneckophobia, Arrogantitis.
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1. A large, cavernous asshole similar to the caldera in a volcano; a hot, steamy, wide vagina
verb
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verb
2.dropping a large and expensive item in public, due to physical weakness, causing extreme humiliation
1. Diarrhea erupted out of Erick's calderon like hot magma out of a volcano.
2. He was upset with himself after calderoning his second computer monitor in one year
2. He was upset with himself after calderoning his second computer monitor in one year
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