Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."
Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"
Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."
Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"
Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."
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"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
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Colemity is a combination of the words comedy and calamity, and is a term coined by Jim Carry. It refers to the type of comedy acts or movies in which comedy is used to draw the audience in, and then flip the script to a more serious topic, which then affects the audience to a greater degree as they have already been hooked in by the character's jovial attitude.
The movie '50/50' is an example of a colemity movie, as it uses humour and comedy to deal with the serious subject of struggling with cancer.
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In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
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At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
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Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
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Larry: Precisely!
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