hardtime calender

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

by dbest00 April 12, 2017

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering

by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019

calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

clander

Ignores the boys to play games such as clash of clans and ps4

Man Zanders being fucking clander today

by Baloney Stoney October 9, 2020

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009