When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008
Get the loose moose caboose mug.The private from Red vs Blue. Stupid, yet very funny, a blue and is clad in blue armor, he loves sheila, and wants church to be his best friend
Sarge-Hello? Is anyone there? Do you read me? Do i read you? Anyone? Anybody?Nobody? Ok. well, looks like we're stuck here.
Caboose-...my toes are getting proony
*walk a little*
Caboose-Sarge! Look! A sleeping person!
Sarge-Holy Macaroon...he's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose-Good, for a second there I thought he was me...because i am blue, and i like to sleep. but if he is dead, that can't possibly be me...that would be silly.
Tex-O'Mally is held up in this base, and he has been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religous nuts you guys picked up
Caboose-OH! I liked them, they were funny.
Tucker-Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag
Caboose-I try not to think of the bad things about people
Tucker-thast all they did, there were no good things
Caboose-Thats ok...I have a really bad memory, WOW LOOK A BEACH!
Caboose-...my toes are getting proony
*walk a little*
Caboose-Sarge! Look! A sleeping person!
Sarge-Holy Macaroon...he's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose-Good, for a second there I thought he was me...because i am blue, and i like to sleep. but if he is dead, that can't possibly be me...that would be silly.
Tex-O'Mally is held up in this base, and he has been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religous nuts you guys picked up
Caboose-OH! I liked them, they were funny.
Tucker-Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag
Caboose-I try not to think of the bad things about people
Tucker-thast all they did, there were no good things
Caboose-Thats ok...I have a really bad memory, WOW LOOK A BEACH!
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005
Get the Caboose mug.When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.
"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "
by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017
Get the Calabrese Jackhammer mug.The incredible phenomenon when two women are ass to ass and pleasure themselves simultaneously with a double-headed dildo.
Imagine my surprise and delight when I walked into the bedroom to find Roxy and Abby goin' at the double caboose! The 8th wonder of the world does exist.
by VoodooJay January 25, 2019
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Get the Roose the Caboose mug.Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
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