A person with a sad life and hates Social interaction , Is also referred to as a ‘Moron’ because of his looks and mostly his personality, This is also the capital of Egypt and where the Pyramids are located, but mostly he is a disappointment to everyone and all girls have had Major Eye surgery after looking at him, he also is known for Wearing dead shoes, as this is what his species are known for doing and Can only survive by doing this essential job, plus His very existence is a grave and terrifyingly unforgivable sin
by TIMEJELLY_REBORN January 12, 2020
Get the Cairomug. Cairo is a poopa scoopa and she always gotta be rude fo no reason. Like YUH BASIC shut ya mowf and move along. Also is a gemini...so if your ugly she is definitely criticizing you in her head and don't be surprised if she accidentally slips something mean she is thinking right out of her mowf . Also I really wanna snake 🐍...but my mom says I can't have one bc we have a rabbit and it will bite me if I don't wash my hands after touching the rabbit or chickens.. I just wanted a FRAKIN SNAKE BROOOOO...ok..well it's 10:30 and I am tired sooo goodnight random person that I don't know who is reading this.Also if vinnie hacker ever sees this random thing I am righting for litteraly no reason at all ....then idk just know that I love you so mutch and be my husband plz...luv uuuuuu.😍😍😍
by Dumsoftballplayer19 June 23, 2021
Get the Cairomug.