Catalyst

Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."

Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."

Iam "We're the catalyst?"

Hym "Exactly."

Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."

Hym "Hahaha!"

Iam "See? We're good."

Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."

Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

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A certain type of psychopath known to be obsessed with discovering how people will think and act under certain situations. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous, even if unarmed.

OMG that Fallen Catalyst keeps asking me these awkward questions. I don't know how to answer them.

by TriFire September 14, 2017

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catalyst

Someone who changes stuff
brings stuff on
starts stuff...
someone kewl!!
like me!

catalyst: i change stuff for the better
kid: yeahhh...

by Emotionless Freak June 22, 2006

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catalyst

A race of highly evolved pseudo-asians characterized primarily by their powerful intellects, quick reflexes, quicker wits, and inability to repay debts.

That catalyst is one cool mother fucker, just don't loan him any benjamins.

by Jewmanji October 17, 2003

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