crunchy

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.

"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now."

"You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?"

After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."

by juiceyjon January 5, 2015

crunchy

adjective - mildy repulsive; of poor quality; to show negative feelings towards. (Antonym - Crispy)

Mate, there's a well crunchy smell in my room; Does this milk look a bit crunchy to you?; That band was crunchy mate; those cupcakes are a bit crunchy.

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007

crunchy

Synonymous with good, but crunchier.

"Whooaaa! That was a crunchy party!"
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."

by 601ESTATE April 14, 2006

crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.

ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him

by cclishzz June 19, 2008

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017

Crunchy

When there is one more hit in a bowl of marijuana.

Friend one: Hey brah! Lets smoke a bowl!
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"

by Architorcher September 6, 2010