keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

Copstacking

When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.

There goes Wrangler, Divine, and Toretti copstacking over what the next bust is.

by amatthew April 6, 2021

Hot Cops

A stripper agency GOB from Arrested Development used to work for.

They're just strippers! Look how hot they are!!!

One of the Hot Cops was my choir teacher.

by Dominik92 June 24, 2009

Police Cops

99% more hardcore than regular Police Officers, the Police Cops are an elite devision of the normal police. Rather than using guns, they physically force bullets into their enemies simply using their hands. To reach them you call 911-1, and even if you have an emergency, the Police Cops will still beat you after they're finished helping you.

We are the Police Cops. What the fuck do you want!?

by Xero Anarian August 22, 2006

Call da cops

When ur in the white rich neighborhood

Omg they call da cops again!!

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

cops chill

1. a quick way to let a friend know if police are in the area, so he doesn't take a hit or empty the pipe out the window.

2. a great way to scare the shit out of a friend whos hitting the pipe in plain view or looking at a nug above the door/window boundary.

Whether the sayer of this warning is serious or not as to the presence of police is determined by how many times the phrase is said.

1. If said only once at reasonable volume, there are really police and u should check yourself.

2. If said multiple times at high volumes, chances are we're just messing around. (See example)

1. Real: "cops, chill" ("yo, po-po...")


2. Joking: "oh SHIT COPS CHILL, DUDE CHILL, COPS.. shit dude... cops chill."

*friend shits pants and hides everything under the seat*

by eson December 16, 2003