buzzed

Means that you have begun the process of entering an alcoholic beverage into your system. You are now ready to begin step two: drowning yourself in booze. After step two is complete you may feel very happy, and it might be a little hard to walk, you have now completed the process and you are officially drunk. Congratulations.

For Example: Sara was drinking, and felt buzzed and she heard a phone ringing, and picked it up but no one was there. Lacie and Becky told her she wasn't buzzin she was ringin. Kids if something like this happens to you, then you know you are ready to move to step two!

by Sara Forrest December 28, 2004

Buzzard

buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.

The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.

"That buzzard stole my carburetor."

"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."

"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"

"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"

by Scott R. Heimberg September 29, 2006

Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.

Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.

by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011

Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.

I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.

by Watchcow January 5, 2005

Buzzard

When a person is either very lame or wack.

That chick over there is mad buzzard.

by 1030BSM July 12, 2012

Buzzard Lookin' Ass

Someone who has the inability to eat ice cream correctly. They eat it obnoxiously with odd mating calls in between. They also ignore the ice cream that just so happens to be coating their face.
Also known as Junebug lookin' ass.

Dude, did you see how ugly he was eating his ice cream? What a buzzard lookin' ass.

by Niggagrape July 7, 2011

Bunzadrine

A mood-enhancer, also known as “bunnies,” known to be an effective and much healthier replacement quasi-drug for the older and more dangerous addictive stimulant, Benzedrine.

Cuddling bunnies is the source of what is essentially an endogenous supply of Bunzadrine, a miracle amphetamine-like chemical that is highly effective in treating nihilistic ennui or just run-of-the-mill depression, and which can provide the cuddler with returned energy and even motivation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2023