buy a vowel

To purchase illegal substances popular at raves. Two especially are indicated in this phrase:
1) LSD, also known as acid (A)
2) MDMA, also known as ecstasy (E)
As A and E are vowels, to "buy a vowel" is to purchase one of these drugs. The phrase is derived from the popular "Wheel of Fortune" television game show, but its raver connotations were spread by the movie "Groove."

Buyer: "Hi. I want to buy a vowel."
Dealer: "All right. A or E?"

by telemakhos November 6, 2008

buy a school bus

A lofty ambition, an idealized goal. Something you pursue that, once achieved, will signify your life being complete. The pursuit of what Jean-Paul Sartre calls "ens causa sui".

I'm gonna be bomb-ass famous one day, and then I'll buy a school bus.

by hydeorhepburn June 17, 2009

buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

buy a pair

when you can't grow a pair.

Her little 5 year old sister told him to go buy a pair

by theowner441 July 29, 2011

Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

by Barfman of Baviera January 2, 2012

buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021