Buttsext

The act of accidentally sending dirty pictures with a cell phone whilst said phone is untouched in the pocket.

Dude, stop buttsexting me these pictures! I can't unsee them!

by piernock December 25, 2009

Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

Buttbreath

A fart.

Uncle Chris doesn’t want your buttbreath near him after that meal.

by Zach Morris December 25, 2017

Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets

@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

buttweasel

A jerk of a person with no moral sense.

"Dave is such a buttweasel for cheating on her."

by arizonapam December 11, 2009

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

butt sweat

Most often referring to the sweat that collects in your butt crack after a really messy dump.

My butt sweat got together with my poorly wiped ass and created this skid mark on my underwear.

by Fart Barker February 9, 2009