buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

buttpit

when a flap of skin hangs out the arm of your shirt resembling a butt. mostly found on a fat person with a small shirt

did you see that buttpit hanging out of that lady's shirt?

by funnystuff1708 September 4, 2010

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019

ButtsPie

A term for Butterscotch-Cinnamon-Pie. First used in Undertale. Best baked by Toriel (Goatmom).

Mom, I want to have some buttspie

by Juplay January 10, 2017

buttpiss

Diarrhea, or liquid shit that comes out of your ass. Sometimes occurs when eating Mexican food, eggs, or drinking too much whole milk. Akin to shitting a lot of Yoo-Hoo.

Holy fuckin shit dude, your mom's egg casserole gave me some SERIOUS buttpiss!!

by bobbydone November 24, 2006

Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.

"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

buttpiper

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".

Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper

by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006