The Buttress

A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.

Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

Flying Buttress

A sudden cramp of the rectum; a sphincter pincher; an introverted fart.

Tina let forth a flying buttress during her 6th period Biology class, hoping Nathan didnt hear.

by FUPA GOD September 24, 2003

Butless

An idea, statement, or an entity of some sort to which a rebuttal is virtually nonexistent.

Austin: "I like turtles!"

Sean: "Damnit Austin!...You had to say that didn't you?....I guess I just don't have a rebuttal to that... definitely can't refute your statement, guess it is totally butless."

by trebleclef28 September 20, 2013

Buttsession

To have an obsession with butts.

She totally has a buttsession

by PineappleJuice May 2, 2015

buttles

The act of ramming Mr. Winky into the anal cavity.

"So I asked my boo if she'd be down with buttles and she replied 'No, dear, it provides me with grief and irritation.'"

by Teejers November 28, 2005

buttress fee coonei

A waiter with a large behind. His name is Coonei, and he gives a lot of fees.

Buttress fee coonei waltzed up to me and gave me the check for dinner.

by 'tavi November 17, 2003

buttess

An old school term used to describe something that is "phat" or cool. Also used to describe a girl..

Yo that chic is buttess!!

The new jordan's you rocking are buttess. I'm about to cop a pair

by John May 13, 2005