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Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019
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butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.
"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"
by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017
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Butterball

A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.
Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.
by Uncle Pep-Pep November 28, 2010
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buttermilk

Mr. Smith prefers us buttermilks to the dark skinned blacks.
by MACHINE December 2, 2002
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buttermilk

person 1 "your gonna do what i say"
person 2 "your ass sucks buttermilk"

sarcastically referred to as someone who has been fucked in the ass.
by are any names available June 9, 2009
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Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.
"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"
by Two mad friends March 26, 2009
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Buttermaker

An an alcoholic drink made up of a can of beer and a shot of whiskey. Like a Boilermaker, but the drink is made by taking a swig from the can of beer, and filling the resulting space in the can with whiskey (Bourbon is prefered). Named as a tribute to Walter Matthau's character Morris Buttermaker in the Bad New Bears, who can be seen making them throughout the movie. A great tailgating drink.
Hand me the Jim Beam and hold out your beer, Buttermakers all around.
by Jerome6 September 13, 2011
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