butter fucker

A butter fucker is a person that fantasizes about ducking a pound of butter this is a lot more common then you might think as butter fuckers don’t often come out to even there closest of friends and partners. Another reason is that a pound of butter can slide over a penis like a lubed up Japanese women or slid into a vagina like your dad slide into your mum.

Omg did u here Troy the really fit one actually is a butter fucker
What no way does Gemma know

No I don’t think so she wouldn’t be with him if she did

butter fucker by Mark Clohessy May 9, 2021

Butter Fucking Fingers 

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

Butter Fucking Fingers by Kai V October 5, 2009

Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.

Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

Mississippi Fuck Buster by Sasha's 27th July 26, 2009

fuck butler 

One who gives concierge services in exchange for sexual favors from their employer.

Man, I would sure love to be Emma Watson's fuck butler.

fuck butler by Richie westside December 7, 2013

fuck buster 

someone who walks into the room while you are having sex

My mother is such a fuck buster.

fuck buster by j.lowe April 10, 2008

fuck on, you get better results 

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

fuck on, you get better results by Optimist with experience November 26, 2007

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Life is better when you don’t give a fuck by anonymous March 14, 2022