A common disorder that is more severe than just regular
butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object
impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like
butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.