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Finger Butler 

A servant to rich and/or lazy to finger themselves.
I'm really horny, but I am too lazy to finger myself. Where is my finger butler?
Finger Butler by Tittletwat March 13, 2015

Finger Batter 

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance
I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

Butter Fucking Fingers 

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.
Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."
Butter Fucking Fingers by Kai V October 5, 2009

finger buster 

When your finger bust through the tissue
finger buster by Skinneydig December 23, 2022

buttery fingers operation 

A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.
Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.
buttery fingers operation by Reton January 13, 2022

Jersey Butterfinger 

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"