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cake batter 

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."
cake batter by MaryWash November 29, 2011

Chocolate cake batter surprise 

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

Eating the cake batter 

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter

stir the cake batter 

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

Buttercake school 

Buttercake school by 459395 March 9, 2022

Kentucky buttercake

When you cum in your partners ass then keep pounding and it churns to brown slop then you lick it out.
Kentucky buttercake: I threw her down in the kitchen and made a Kentucky buttercake.