Buttcunt

A man's asshole that is fucked by another man as if it was a vagina.

Show me your buttcunt.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

buttclutch

when your sphincter muscle fails and your shit has no traction.

i was mid blowjob when my buttclutch snapped and really got me in some shit.

by roadtrippers May 13, 2014

buttcrispy

Like a Rice Crispy, but it come out your butt

"whats a Buttcrispy?"

"it's like a Rice Crispy, but it comes out your butt"

as said by Lola the German Shepard puppy on 12th feb 2017

by darwins February 12, 2017

ButtCussion

ButtCussion: Severe fall landing directly on one's posterior axis, causing severe pain to the point of nausea - as in a "concussion of the butt." Falling and landing directly on the gluteus maximus or worse, a direct blow to the coccyx, with pain so severe that it causes concussion-like symptoms.

He jumped up into the air over the frozen swimming pool, cannonball-style with ass pointed down and knees up, thinking the ice would break and he would polar bear it but the ice did not break - Total Buttcussion!!

by AWarrenP November 8, 2012

BumCrust

Originating from Egypt, Bum crust describes the phaecal matter that is not properly wiped from the rectum after excreting phoeses. Consequently, the remaining phaecal matter hardens and becomes entwined within the Pubic hair to form what is known as "BumCrust". See arse biscuits

"Ah shit, we ran out of bog roll, I'm like a bum crust factory!"

-or-

"Uhhhh, there's all bum crust in ma pants, Anyone got Scouring pad?"

by Chris Lawlor June 19, 2004

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

buttcrusticles

Buttcrusticles are the extended and frozen remnants of dingleberries, dinglebombs, buttsauce, or standard buttcrust. Buttcrusticles form in the greater crackal / ass regioning of the carrier during cold weather or during winter months. They often will return to their original form once heated or may fall off on their own in the form of a clinker.
They also can bang together forming butt chimes.

"Man it's so cold I have buttcrusticles banging like chimes in my ass!"

or

"I better go inside and warm up, my buttsauce has started forming buttcrusticles."

by The_Diver August 16, 2011