Buttnipple

The name for a pimple on a person's butt. Making that person's butt look like a breast. Usually in the middle of the cheek. Impossible to talk about and impossible to sit on.

*John's thoughts sitting down at a restaurant during an important date*

Oh god. That is very uncomfortable. Ah. Don't make a weird face she is hot. Okay lets just hope we don't go back to her apartment. I can only imagine her face once she sees my buttnipple.

by thebrick916 August 18, 2013

botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

Butancia

A unique surname made up of three unique surnames as well, namely, BUban - TAN - GarCIA. The surname was made up when Cinco decided to book a flight to Boracay.

"What surname shall I input here for the flight details?"
"Let's mix up our surnames. Put in BuTanCia."

by gandaniczeska November 23, 2021

buttnipples

When your two butt cheeks have nipples on them.

Man, when i was doing Sara I saw she had huge buttnipples.

by HeaftyTony April 14, 2010

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

butan

pres butan to go
PRES BUTAN NOW

Jorge: HOW DO I GO?
Jamal: PRES BUTAN
Jorge: THANKYOU!

by butan November 19, 2004