A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
Get the Time Burglarmug. Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.
It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.
However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.
However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."
Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.
Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."
Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.
Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
by Borkopenny May 13, 2009
Get the Backdoor Burglarmug. by Jesslyn Kelly October 1, 2008
Get the Fun Burglarmug. by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Titty burglarmug. That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
by super tech January 28, 2006
Get the Terd Burglarmug. the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
Get the terd burglarmug. A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.
It may be used in many forms
It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009
Get the Snatch Burglarmug.