Benoit Balls

Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you're about to orgasm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the balls uno by uno. Benoit balls come in plastic and metal, from petite to gi-normous.

Unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites.

by EBTM February 12, 2006

Tab Benoit

A blues singer with the most awesome name in the entire world.

Cookie: I saw Thross and Tab Benoit in the same restuarant at the same time!!!
Johozaphat: Dude that's awesome

by DudeoftheDay June 11, 2006

Bunditsatheon

Bunditsatheon is a surname. People with this surname often also have a name starting with a J. Mickey mouse's long-lost cousins from Virginia. 🤓 They love sports. Ou stride is quite alike the Majestic yet despicable Arabian horse. Often are otherworldly and god-like. Their hair is a millimeter away from being considered emo. Has super sonic hearing amplifiers called... AirPods? They walk on all fours. "HegHheggh" Christian rock is life 👼✝️

Tobias: Oh look it's JB!

JB: Gosh darn, I sure do miss Virginia.
Tobias: Hey J, what's up?
JB: God 🤩

J.B: Heuhge..eHfg..ee! Sherry: Woah J.B what are you doing

J.B: jammin out to Thousand Foot Krotch! My favorite Christian rock band! HEUGH!!!

Sherry: You rock J.B!

M.Muscetteir: Sqeak. Cnurl. Chip wug, yop. Sqeak chip! J.B: eugh huehh?

M.Muscetteir : squip cheep. Yek sqeak "Lakers" sqip squeak?

J.B: yes

I am the emporer of the scamperers-Bunditsatheon

by ClownsAreHot July 19, 2022

Benoit

Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.

1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.

2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me

by DEFINEwizard October 24, 2022

Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!

Jean Benoit is my one and only

by Gia’s November 28, 2020

eh, bonoite!

a phrase made by the incredible one and only flor de raiz, adapted by Nathaniel Mendes, and international icon and idol of many.

- Hey, can I borrow your math notes?

- eh, bonoite!

by doja cat makes me cum June 5, 2022

Benoit

Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.

(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")

Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.

Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)

by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008