burlap

Like gnarly, only more so.

Dude, the waves look so burlap.

by This guy May 13, 2005

Burlap Dancing

Burlap Dancing is combination of Burlesque Dancing and Lap Dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a Burlap Sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and classy distance in front of him.

Popularized in the 1940s and 50s after STD ridden soldiers returned home from the Far East and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.

Gunny Von Sachsen was a popular Burlap Dancer in Detroit and Chicago.

Burlap Dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.

by revsaintmichael May 26, 2010

Bunaphant

A cross breed of a bunny (aka rabbit) and an elephant. Discovered in the 80's and found to be that the "bunny" raped the elephant and had "love" babies now know as Bunaphants

See ramster and/or Your mom

by John Jacobs February 13, 2005

THE BURLAP

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

by Phillbo February 11, 2008

Burlap Sister

A prostitute/whore.

I'm gonna make you my burlap sister!

by Yoshemo October 5, 2010

Burlap

Extremely homosexual. Into butt stuff.

That male dancer was full on BURLAP!

by Bojangle'sluver June 14, 2018

Burlapticking

Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.

"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"

"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"

"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"

by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020