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Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
by DanoNYC February 3, 2010
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No Tux, No Bucks

A phrase used by hardcore GNU/Linux (Tux) users who only buy software (games in particular) which runs on GNU/Linux natively.
Dude 1: Hey my dude have you bought the new *windows only* game?
Dude 2: Sorry hater, No Tux, No Bucks!
Dude 1:

Dude 2:

Dude 1:
Dude 2:
Dude 1: OK that’s fin-
Dude 2: btw I use arch
by Just Linux Definitions July 28, 2019
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Hardy Bucks

Hardy Bucks is an Irish series of web-based comedy short films,Similar to Trailer Park Boys.
The films follow the lives of Eddie and Buzz, two “shturdy, reliable fellas”, as they try to come to terms with life in the fictional hamlet of Castletown (which is a depiction of Swinford).
Hardy Bucks is the best Irish programme since Father Ted.
by CastletownLad January 18, 2010
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banksoopy brickler

A person who says they like banksoopy brickle, even though its not a real word.
Nathan: "Have you ever tried banksoopy brickle?
Senator TP: "Oh of course! It's my favorite dessert!"
Nathan: "LOL! You're a banksoopy brickler!"
by Banksoopy Brickle September 3, 2019
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Bankshafting

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012
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Banksy

Shagging for hours on end with out saying one word whilst drinking a respectable amount of alcohol.
Doing a Banksy includes Going over to a chosen females house in the evening and just fucking til 6.00pm the next day without saying a single word.
by Mr Banksy Lad December 16, 2011
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Daddy Banks

by isleptwityourmom February 8, 2022
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