Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

Nut Bunion

The appearance of the entire male scrotum package balled up to one side against the inner thigh, thus looking like a “Big Toe Bunion” CJR

His pants are so tight I can see his nut bunion.

by Sweater gal April 29, 2019

snoops bunion

A nug of sweet ganja

Hey you wanna try some of snoops bunion

by PAPAstanners September 14, 2019

his name is paul bunion

a song that is not good

his name is paul bunion sucks

by Houd October 19, 2016

ball-buffing bunion-buddies

Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.

It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Pickled Bunion nose

A big bulbous nose with pot holes and a build up of black heads and fungus. Usually has long busy back combed hair, with yellow highlights preformed by a private hair dresser.

Person 1: Hi i am a pickled bunion nose, i have exessive mould growing off my nose"
Person 2: "Oh whys that"
Person 1: "Because ive got got lots of blackheads and its extremely pickled"

by Archiboldd dingleberry March 12, 2010