bump

The expanding belly of a pregnant woman. Some women think it looks like the side of a bus, we do collectively need to watch that population curve, and some psychotic bible-jerkers who call themselves pro-life give the whole thing a tang of sulphur for everyone else, but despite it all, that bump remains one of the most drop-dead gorgeous sexy things in the world.

No, I'm not a creep. Can I PLLLEEEEEASE kiss your bump?

bump by Fearman December 26, 2007

BUMP

A game where 2 men bump dicks until one receives an erection. The man who receives the erection is considered the loser and has to perform oral sex on the other man who is the winner. BIG HOMO

The two brothers played bump and one blew the other.

BUMP by tromo9 July 21, 2010

BUMP

BUMP:

Blowing
Up
My
Phone

To "BUMP" someone is to be completely annoying with constantly sending (calls, text messages, pictures, notifications etc.) to someone's cell phone. Most of the time it's useless things that are not important and can just be told to that person..in person. Sometimes when you BUMP someone you can actually lock up their phone and then they have to restart it, causing them to be extremely pissed. Best advice - if someone reads your message and doesn't respond, they either have no response or its for a reason. Don't BUMP people, or else you you'll be dubbed as desperate.

John - Dude, this chick keeps bumpin' my phone, its so annoying.

Alex - She probably wants to get with you man haha

BUMP by JacktheAttack22 August 13, 2010

bump

In pro wrestling, to fall. The most important thing a wrestler needs to know is how to bump properly.

Holy shit! Did you see the bump Mick Foley just took off the top of the cage!

bump by hitman3:16 February 19, 2007

bump

Something you don't want a hooker to have

Paying cutomer: What the fuck is that bump?
Hooker: Oh. It's not contagious.

bump by dannygloversillegitimateson December 25, 2008

Bump

A word that replaces fuck or fucking, typically used in school by kids to avoid getting in trouble.

I mean...Seriosly.. What can they do?

Girl: 'Eww, Look at that guys hair'

Boy: 'Bump you!'

(in front of teacher)
Guy: 'why are you so tired'
Girl: 'my parents were bumping all night and my room is right over theirs!!'

Bump by MILF |UV3R January 26, 2010

bump

to be taken, cheated, conned, overcharged

"i had to pay £15 for da drink"
"what a bump"

bump by kimberley kass April 13, 2005