by K Bizz June 10, 2005
Get the Bumkin mug.Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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by varavva December 24, 2009
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Get the Saucey Bumpkin mug.Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
Get the Scrundle Bumpkin mug.1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
by Delphiina December 10, 2015
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