Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

Buffing it out

The act of buffing it out involves a long hot shower, and yanking on your sausage. It's best to provide a squeegee so the next shower user doesn't need to deal with your pearl buttons.

He spent so much time buffing it out in the shower his room mate was late to work.

by buffman420 July 25, 2009

buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

buffing the pickle

Getting a boner

That girl is definitely buffing the pickle for me

by some guy with a sandwich April 15, 2014

Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation

"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"

by You_make_sense August 1, 2016

Buffing The Banana

Masterbation

Go away im buffing the banana

by Lil ni June 9, 2019

Buffing the banana

Wanking too hard and too fast...

Guy 1: "I wanked last night"
Guy2: " Wow you probably buffed that banana"
Thats buffing the banana

by Im gayyyyy6969 September 5, 2019